politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via alexxmagno)

unfollowfriday:

leaving the house with new clothes on

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(via tyleroakley)

  • me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
  • me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
  • me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
  • me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis
  • me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • me typing in 2014: hella

"The best revenge is not giving a shit."

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

(via beyoncevevo)

bead-bead:

drkarayua:

glutenfreewaffles:

glutenfreewaffles:

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

how  many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc

it’s always the leaves oh my god

Yup, third grade. Up ‘til then, EVERYTHING looked like a Monet.

(via awkwardvagina)

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

(via iulia-stefana-posts)

"She laughed and danced with the thought of death in her heart."

Hans Christian Andersen, the Little Mermaid (via bloodychaos)

(via iulia-stefana-posts)

hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

(via beyoncevevo)

literallyrad:

breakburnandends:

nicki performing anaconda. taylor swift having all females playing the instruments during her performance. fifth harmony being the first girl group in YEARS to win a VMA. beyonce basically PREACHING feminism to the crowd. thank you God

plus lorde, a 17 year old girl, winning in a category made entirely of adult men

(via beyoncevevo)

thegirlwithcaramelskin:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

(via iulia-stefana-posts)

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

(Source: whotoldyouu, via iulia-stefana-posts)

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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